A woman left more than a few people shaking their heads after she boasted about how her boyfriend proposed to her — by hiding her engagement ring in his genitals.
The bizarre post was shared on the aptly named wedding-shaming Facebook group That’s it, I’m Wedding Shaming, and people were baffled by the woman’s claims that her fiancé asked him to perform oral sex on him as a ruse to get her to find the ring.
In the post, the woman shared a photo of her engagement ring on her finger, explaining she put her hands on her beau’s penis ‘and this is what I pulled out.’
Say what? A woman has claimed that her boyfriend proposed to her by hiding the engagement ring on his genitals and asking her to perform oral sex on him so she would find it
‘Last night, he asked me to blow him. I put my hands on his c**k and this is what I pulled out,’ she wrote. He is truly a blessing in my life. I wouldn’t ask for anything else.’
Claiming she was ‘in a perfect relationship,’ the bride-to-be ended the post by sharing some interesting dating advice.
‘Don’t date a broke f**k and if you give him the best head he’ll ever get, cook him food, and don’t be a c**t. You might get a 1.6c e diamond too [sic].’ she said.
Unsurprisingly, many people were appalled by the post on a multitude of levels, and one woman commented: ‘Please disinfect that right now.’
‘This brings a whole new meaning to the “family jewels!”‘ another person joked.
Well, that’s graphic: The bizarre post was shared on the aptly named wedding-shaming Facebook group That’s it, I’m Wedding Shaming
They got jokes! People couldn’t resist poking fun at the strange proposal
And someone else added: ‘Pulled it out of his penis, like some kind of budget magic trick.’
There were also plenty of Facebook users who couldn’t figure out where exactly he had hidden the ring, prompting a great debate.
‘What you “pulled out” of where?’ one person asked, adding: ‘Oh did he have it in his foreskin?’
‘I think he hid it in his foreskin,’ someone else commented.
‘I’m really confused. Is he uncut with a foreskin the size of Canada that he fit a ring inside? Did he put the ring around his penis? I MUST KNOW,’ another person asked.
Out of where? Commenters were confused by the woman’s claim that she ‘pulled out’ the ring when she put her hand on his penis
‘Where was it?’ If it was ON his body, then this is going to be a very unsatisfying marriage. If it was IN his body, I’d get that ring cleaned before taking photos,’ one commenter wrote.
Others felt it was more likely that he had the ring hidden in his pants.
‘OK I saw this before and I was confused like where was it? In his hole? But now as I was scrolling by and saw it again I realized she probably touched his penis through his pants and felt it? And unzipped his pants and found the ring box?’ one woman deduced.
‘She said pulled OUT, not OFF. So I’ll take it that in the process of getting his under clothes off, she felt the ring and pulled it out,’ another person explained.
Then there were those who couldn’t resist oozing with sarcasm when they joked about how ‘classy’ the proposal was.
‘Wow it’s like Shakespeare himself wrote it,’ one woman commented.
‘That is not an engagement story I would want to tell anyone,’ another Facebook user noted, while some thought the woman made up the shocking proposal story.
‘I call foul! I think she made this up to shock,’ someone else wrote. ‘Or she’s a trashy b***h. Actually, she’s a trashy b***h’ either way. ‘
However, there was one person who pointed out that there are worse tales.
‘Still a better love story than Twilight,’ the commenter joked.
