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Hilarious ‘He’s not your man’ meme is the best dating advice you’ll ever receive – Independent.ie
The internet often spouts dating advice, whether useful or not, and the latest meme to explode with popularity on Twitter follows this trend in a bizarre way.
The online wisdom comes in the form of a meme letting you know “He’s not your man”, pointing out the warning signs that you might be dating someone dodgy.
From beloved hockey mascot Gritty to Pharaoh Ramses II, follow these memes and never date the wrong person again.
Here are 10 of the best versions on Twitter:
1. Don’t fall for the trap of dating a Pharaoh.
Ladies, if he:
-only responds if u text in emojis
-doesn’t care about your single wife policy
-refuses to wear anything but fine linens
-is a staunch polytheist
-claims victory at Kadesh when it was a tieHe’s not your man. He’s Egypt’s greatest king from Dyn 19, Ramesses II
— Sarah Parcak (@indyfromspace) November 23, 2018
2. Watch out for any rom-com moments…
Ladies, if he:
– is amazing at soccer
– is v cute and considerate and funny
– loves Gouda
– puts tampons in his noseHe’s not your man. She’s The Man starring Amanda Bynes and Channing Tatum
— 𝔼𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕚 𝕊𝕒𝕦𝕧𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕒𝕦 (@Electriceleni) November 24, 2018
3. Remember this helpful character?
ladies, if he:
– never texts you back
– always interjects with unsolicited advice
– reads your personal documents
– constantly tries to help you format paragraphs
– is a sentient paper cliphe’s not your man. he’s clippy the microsoft word office assistant
— #1 Rachel (@rachel) November 24, 2018
4. Always check to make sure your date isn’t a raccoon.
Ladies, if he:
– ignores text messages
– doesn’t like your tweets
– eats like trash
– regularly goes out all night
– is usually found in wooded areas in North AmericaHe’s not your man. He’s a raccoon.
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) November 24, 2018
5. Try not to get too attached to Duolingo.
ladies, if he…
– threatens you with constant messages
– always wondering where you are
– blames you for not making him happy enough
– judges the way you speak
– makes your undying love into a game for himHe’s not your man, he’s Duo, the duolingo owl
— alison (@alisonguzzetti) November 24, 2018
6. Take this as a reminder to return your books!
Ladies, if he:
– is warm and inviting
– is generous
– is active in the community
– expects you to return his stuff frequently and fines you if you don’t
– demands you stay awake at all timesHe’s not your man. He’s a public library and you should return your books on time.
— The Hangriest Librarian (@HalpernAlex) November 25, 2018
7. You definitely won’t find this historical figure on Tinder.
Ladies, if he:
– only responds after you double text
– doesn’t care about your snap streak
– refuses to shave
– is a staunch abolitionist
– returns to Ohio after serving only one termHe’s not your man. He’s 19th president Rutherford B Hayes
— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) November 22, 2018
8. Please never date Gritty.
Ladies, if he:
– never responds to your texts
– doesn’t watch your Insta stories
– has long, unkempt hair
– wears a helmet
– is in Antifa
– is orangeHe’s not your man. He’s Gritty.
— jordan (@JordanUhl) November 24, 2018
9. Avoid all terrible leftover recipes.
Ladies, if your man:
– doesn’t return your texts
– doesn’t help with dishes
– in fact dirties dishes
– because he’s coated in mashed potatoes
– is deep fried
– spews gravy when pokedHe’s not your man. He’s that ill- advised Thanksgiving-leftover recipe that still intrigues me.
— Danielle Kurtzleben (@titonka) November 24, 2018
10. Lastly, this adorable animal sounds like a catch.
Ladies, if he:
– doesn’t introduce you to his parents
– never calls you back
– has four feet
– smells like potato chips
– could easily be mistaken for a loaf of breadthat’s my pug, you’re dating my pug
— kim christmas (@KimmyMonte) November 25, 2018
Press Association
Rita Ora and Eyal Booker 'dating' after being introduced by her best mate
Rita Ora is reportedly dating Love Island star Eyal Booker after they were set up by her best mate.
Curly-haired hunk Eyal met Rita’s bestie Vas J Morgan while they were both looking for love on the most recent series of Celebs Go Dating.
Fashion mag editor Vas has a close friendship with Rita and was seen on the E4 dating show calling her on FaceTime for some advice ahead of his dates.
According to insiders, he felt Reets and Eyal were the perfect match after getting to know the Love Island star, and decided to introduce them.
They’ve were reportedly spotted snogging on a night out earlier this month and were pictured leaving London’s Notting Hill Arts Club following Rita’s intimate gig on Saturday night.
Rita is said to be dating Eyal Booker (Image: Phil Lewis/WENN.com)
And the source claims that Eyal is already firmly in Rita’s inner circle, having been one of just a few hand-picked people to watch her from the side of the stage at a recent gig.
The source told The Sun : “Rita and Vas are very close friends. He trusts Eyal and has got to know him on a personal level, and knew he and Rita would get along.
“Vas, Eyal and Rita’s sister Elena were the only people watching her from the side of the stage at the gig, proving he is already part of her inner circle.”
Eyal was reportedly introduced to Rita by mutual friend Vas J Morgan (Image: Terry Scott / SplashNews.com)
Rita recently split from her US rocker boyfriend Andrew Watt.
Eyal had met a girl he liked on Celebs Go Dating, but it seems things didn’t last beyond filming.
However, Mirror Online understand that Eyal was simply attending the concert with new pal Vas, and insiders insist there was absolutely no snogging going on.
Mirror Online has contacted Eyal and Rita’s representatives for comment.
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Michelle Obama Has Some Dating Advice For All The 'Brothas:' 'Do Not Play Games' – Blavity
iIt’s safe to say that Michelle Obama knows a thing or two about love after being married for 26 years, and while on tour promoting her memoir Becoming, the former FLOTUS gave her audience some dating advice.
Thankfully for those of us not in attendance, Obama’s words to the wise were captured and posted to Twitter by Shelby Ivey Christie.
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Michelle’s dating advice.
Men, be clear. Women, don’t lower your bar. #IAmBecoming pic.twitter.com/BjntelNSNf
— Shelby Ivey Christie (@bronze_bombSHEL) November 26, 2018
“High bar, ladies. High bar. Keep your bar high,” the former first lady said. “Because it’s hard enough with a high bar, it’s hard. So you don’t want to start making huge, huge compromises in who you are and how you want a man or a partner to show up in your life.”
Obama said she followed this advice herself and thinks it worked in her favor when she first met a young Barack.
“I think it helped that I wasn’t looking,” she said. “That I wasn’t thirsty. That I was pushing him off a little bit and he had to work a bit.”
Obama met Barack while working at a Chicago law firm, as Quartz notes. The future president was an intern in from Harvard, and Obama took him under her wing, helping him out. At first, they were friends, but it wasn’t long before Barack asked her out. She said he made it clear how he felt about her and what he wanted, and she advised her audience to do the same.
“By the end of that summer, Barack had told me that he loved me,” she said. “Brothas, another thing, do not play games! He wasn’t playing games. That was another thing! He was like, ‘I love you, let’s figure this out.’ It wasn’t like, ‘Well, I’m trying to do these kind of things.’ Trust me; I had plenty of that, people just trying to keep their options open. I was sick of that. Barack was like, ‘Nope, this is who I am; this is what I think we want. Let’s give it a shot.’ He was clear, gentlemen. He. Was. Clear.”
Obama did admit that once they became official, the couple carefully took their time to get married.
“I fell hard and fast and deep and quick, but we still didn’t marry until we got to know each other,” she revealed.
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Hilarious ‘He’s not your man’ meme is the best dating advice you’ll ever receive – Irish Examiner
The internet often spouts dating advice, whether useful or not, and the latest meme to explode with popularity on Twitter follows this trend in a bizarre way.
The online wisdom comes in the form of a meme letting you know “He’s not your man”, pointing out the warning signs that you might be dating someone dodgy.
From beloved hockey mascot Gritty to Pharaoh Ramses II, follow these memes and never date the wrong person again.
Here are 10 of the best versions on Twitter:
1. Don’t fall for the trap of dating a Pharaoh.
Ladies, if he:
-only responds if u text in emojis
-doesn’t care about your single wife policy
-refuses to wear anything but fine linens
-is a staunch polytheist
-claims victory at Kadesh when it was a tie
He’s not your man. He’s Egypt’s greatest king from Dyn 19, Ramesses II— Sarah Parcak (@indyfromspace) November 23, 2018
2. Watch out for any rom-com moments…
Ladies, if he:
– is amazing at soccer
– is v cute and considerate and funny
– loves Gouda
– puts tampons in his nose
He’s not your man. She’s The Man starring Amanda Bynes and Channing Tatum
— 𝔼𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕚 𝕊𝕒𝕦𝕧𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕒𝕦 (@Electriceleni) November 24, 2018
3. Remember this helpful character?
ladies, if he:
– never texts you back
– always interjects with unsolicited advice
– reads your personal documents
– constantly tries to help you format paragraphs
– is a sentient paper clip
he’s not your man. he’s clippy the microsoft word office assistant— #1 Rachel (@rachel) November 24, 2018
4. Always check to make sure your date isn’t a raccoon.
Ladies, if he:
– ignores text messages
– doesn’t like your tweets
– eats like trash
– regularly goes out all night
– is usually found in wooded areas in North America
He’s not your man. He’s a raccoon.— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) November 24, 2018
5. Try not to get too attached to Duolingo.
ladies, if he…
– threatens you with constant messages
– always wondering where you are
– blames you for not making him happy enough
– judges the way you speak
– makes your undying love into a game for him
He’s not your man, he’s Duo, the duolingo owl— a (@lilgguzii) November 24, 2018
6. Take this as a reminder to return your books!
Ladies, if he:
– is warm and inviting
– is generous
– is active in the community
– expects you to return his stuff frequently and fines you if you don’t
– demands you stay awake at all times
He’s not your man. He’s a public library and you should return your books on time.— The Hangriest Librarian (@HalpernAlex) November 25, 2018
7. You definitely won’t find this historical figure on Tinder.
Ladies, if he:
– only responds after you double text
– doesn’t care about your snap streak
– refuses to shave
– is a staunch abolitionist
– returns to Ohio after serving only one term
He’s not your man. He’s 19th president Rutherford B Hayes— Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) November 22, 2018
8. Please never date Gritty.
Ladies, if he:
– never responds to your texts
– doesn’t watch your Insta stories
– has long, unkempt hair
– wears a helmet
– is in Antifa
– is orange
He’s not your man. He’s Gritty.
— jordan (@JordanUhl) November 24, 2018
9. Avoid all terrible leftover recipes.
Ladies, if your man:
– doesn’t return your texts
– doesn’t help with dishes
– in fact dirties dishes
– because he’s coated in mashed potatoes
– is deep fried
– spews gravy when poked
He’s not your man. He’s that ill- advised Thanksgiving-leftover recipe that still intrigues me.
— Danielle Kurtzleben (@titonka) November 24, 2018
10. Lastly, this adorable animal sounds like a catch.
Ladies, if he:
– doesn’t introduce you to his parents
– never calls you back
– has four feet
– smells like potato chips
– could easily be mistaken for a loaf of bread
that’s my pug, you’re dating my pug— kim christmas (@KimmyMonte) November 25, 2018
– Press Association
