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Tiffany Haddish Has Dating Tips For Guys, And None Involve Turpentine
Don’t know whether to apply cologne to your privates before a romantic night out?
“Girls Trip” actress Tiffany Haddish tells men all they need to know about scented junk and more in her dating tips for GQ.
Really attentive guys are rewarded. She likes a man who is so prepared that he keeps feminine products on his person.
“If my cycle started and a man had a Maxi Pad in his pocket, I would question it, but I would use that Maxi Pad,” Haddish says in the clip above, posted Monday.
The “Keanu” star also offers advice on reading body language, premature kinkiness and ghosting.
Thankfully, none of her strategies involves turpentine, which she told the men’s magazine in a lively interview that she drank as a health aid.
Men ― you probably don’t want to put turpentine on your junk, either.
Tiffany Haddish's Dating Advice For Men Is Excellent
“I am here to show you how to Get. It. In.” Tiffany Haddish begins her very very wise, very very vulgar dating advice video for GQ. With the joie de vivre that has endeared her to most earth dwellers since her breakout role in last summer’s “Girls Trip,” Haddish delivers priceless advice on dating etiquette and hygiene for heterosexual men.
Here Are Her Best Points:
1.First dates should be conversation and activity-based (movies bad, amusement parks good.)
2.If you want to ask a woman out, start by asking her how she is and gauging her response.
3.It is thoughtful to know when a woman’s period is coming and then offer her a maxi-pad. You can also use a maxi-pad in your shoe to absorb yeast. That’s a bonus tip.
4.Don’t spray your you-know-what with cologne. (You don’t want it to taste like “alcohol and hibiscus!”)
5.Dirty nails are a red flag
6.Wait 8-12 hours to give the date-follow-up call. It may help to create a schedule for yourself.
7.”Thirst is the worst” (don’t be emotionally needy.)
8.Try to read womens’ body language to gauge interest.
9.If it’s only been 1-2 dates, you’re allowed to ghost. More than that and “you better be in f*****g jail.”
10.Don’t try weird sex things, or any sex things, without asking. Instead, have conversations about what you’re both into.
“Well. I hope you learned something today,” Haddish finishes. “If you didn’t — something wrong witchu. And I don’t know what to tell you. Cause I’m a great teacher.”
And with that, she’s done. And she flounces away, as if delivering six minutes of advice for men about dating that perfectly balances humor, pragmatism, and the ethics of consent is the easiest thing in the world.
Jenny Singer is a writer for the Forward. You can reach her at Singer@forward.com or on Twitter @jeanvaljenny
Watch: Tiffany Haddish's NSFW dating advice is the greatest thing on the internet today
Tiffany Haddish’s dating advice for men for GQ is actually life advice for everyone.
Haddish hit her stride in ‘Girl’s Trip‘ and made her name this week by sharing the best story of the year but if you ask us, she really should consider a career as a life couch or a counsellor (if the acting doesn’t work out).
Now it’s not terribly SFW but what it is is honest and hilarious and your day will be better for having heard what Haddish has to say.
Watch Bella Thorne & Patrick Schwarzenegger Give Hilarious Dating Advice
Let’s face it: navigating the world of love and dating is really hard. There are just so many questions and unknowns. Like, what is the perfect way to ask someone you like out without seeming super thirsty while also minimizing any chance of being rejected? What does the “K” text really mean? And why oh whyyyyy does your S.O. say they’re not upset when it’s totally obvious they are?!
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Well, Bella Thorne and Patrick Schwarzenegger’s romantic new movie Midnight Sun just hit theaters and, in it, they play two teenagers named Katie and Charlie who meet and fall in love after he sees her playing the guitar at the local train station one night. But Katie is hiding a major secret that could stand in the way of their blossoming romance: She has a life-threatening sensitivity to sunlight and can’t go outside during the day.
Let’s just say that after making this complicated romance movie together, Bella and Patrick MUST know a thing or two about the nuances of love. Which is why when the pair stopped by Seventeen.com HQ, we quizzed them on your most Googled questions about dating.
We can’t give you all their advice right away, but here’s a little taste, from how to get your crush dancing at a party and what really makes someone sexy, to the eternal question of why people in relationships lie about being upset.
Check out their romance wisdom below.
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Could Bella and Patrick be any more right?! This is just a taste of all the amazing dating advice the superstar duo laid on us, but you can get the rest of it by checking out Seventeen’s YouTube channel on Monday.
In the meantime, let Katie and Charlie be your romantic guides by going to catch Midnight Sun in theaters now!
Woah, I just had a brilliant idea: This is the perfect chance to finally ask your crush to go on a movie date with you. YOU’RE WELCOME!
Noelle Devoe is the Entertainment Editor at Seventeen.com. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram!
